Our Sympathies

May the Lesnick's somehow find peace.

Spied

On the median strip of Park St in Madison.

A shopping cart chained to a signpost with a Krytonite U-Bolt lock.

Somebody must really like that cart

Constitutional Law Explained (Sec MMCCIV)

Um, sorry. No. There is no "Right to watch the Packer game on basic cable."

Take it up with Mr Jefferson.

I Felt Your Pain

Oh, yes. I did feel the horrors of Black Friday personally yesterday. Normally I just sit back out of the foolishness and avoid the crowds of frothing consumerism but I felt the call and ventured out to spend my coin.

I couldn't belive the throng and the wait. I went to the lumber yard and there was another customer there. During deer season! I'll bet I had to wait nearly 20 seconds to check out.

I was so shaken I had to stop at the Night Owl for a cold Newcastle.

As the ivory hunter, Mr Kurtz, once said,"The horror. The horror."

What's The Difference?

I need to know.

What's the difference between Jennifer Morales proposing to grant full benefit packages to all domestic partners of MPS employees (which seems to be sparking a snit in some corners) and Bill Kramer voting to give his personal domestic partner of the moment her very own personal raise?

Historic Gas Stations?

Well, Heck yah!

Cloquet

Houston (h/t to The Sloane Gallery)

Kentucky

Portland

Winston-Salem (a true one-of-a-kind)

Alabama

Janesville? (And don't you love the idea to turn it into a coffee/donut shop?)

Passing On A Request

From The Red Cross

Hello

We need all blood types this holiday week but we have a special need for blood for premature babies.

If you are:
Type AB +
Type AB -
Have not taken aspirin within the last 48 hours of donation

Please make an effort to donate this week or next week.

Your blood donation could save the life of a young patient and make their family very appreciative of your gift.

Thank you and we appreciate the OAW clubs that are sponsoring blood drives.

Um. No.

I'm sorry. You're in prison. Put that thing away.

Yes, I know it's difficult. Yes, I know it's a hardship. It's one of the things you give up when you go to prison.

Where It Is Due

Over the last few weeks Nick has written some of his best writing and some of the best in the Cheddarsphere. I don't always agree with him but I do recognize good work.

Whether he's writing about personal benefits, tasers, or Ron Paul he's been at the top of his game. His explanation of the difference between precision and accuracy is not to be missed.

Maybe, Just Maybe

I'd like to believe that this will address everyone's concerns about stem cells but it sounds as if there are problems. From viral catalysts to cancerous results it's still a long way from replacing the viable science we have in place.

The Wisconsin State Journal Hires Sherlock Holmes

Why didn't somebody say this before the bill was passed?

Cable bill may not be boon to consumers

Oh, wait. You say someone did but the paper kept their yap shut while AT&T wrote, bought and paid for the bill.

Supporters of a statewide cable competition bill, including
telecommunications giant AT&T, have been saying for more than a year that
the measure will offer Wisconsin consumers more television choices and lower
prices.
But when competition will actually arrive in the Madison area -- or
your neighborhood -- is anyone 's guess.
AT&T and other companies aren 't saying if or when they would start competing for TV customers in the Madison area with cable giant Charter Communications, if the bill is signed by Gov. Jim Doyle next month as expected.

And yet, they see falling readership. I wonder why that is?

Fun With Visual Metaphors

I Can Second That

From Brett Davis' Newsletter

Enjoy A Safe Hunting Season!

This weekend I will join the many sportsmen & sportswomen across Wisconsin in opening weekend of gun deer hunting season. Starting this Saturday, November 17, the 9 day hunting season is something that I and numerous other hunters look forward to every year, and this year is no exception with the Department of Natural Resources (DNR) estimating between 1.6 million and 1.8 million deer available for the hunt. Excitement and precision await Wisconsin’s hunters as we continue this great tradition.

Even non-hunters in Wisconsin benefit from the season. Every year Wisconsin businesses enjoy a $1 billion dollar economic boost from the season including a $535 million boost in retail activity.
But this tradition comes with responsibility, as a safety-first approach is extremely important. The Wisconsin DNR provides useful hunting tips for safety including the TAB-K abbreviation:

T = Treat every firearm as if it is loaded.
A = Always point the muzzle in a safe direction.
B = Be certain of your target and what’s beyond it.
K = Keep your finger outside the trigger guard until ready to shoot.

For additional information regarding the hunting season including Regulations, Earn-a-Buck Info, Tag information, Deer Density Maps, and the 2007 deer hunting regulations can be found at http://www.dnr.state.wi.us/

And I Know Who The MC Will Be

ECT Presents “Christmas in the Grove”

Have you got the holiday doldrums? Has the spirit of Christmas not hit you yet?

Well then it is time to get out of the house and come see our holiday show. We will be featuring several people from the community that enjoy singing, laughing, and entertaining.

We will also be featuring our aspiring chef Tyler Franklin as he makes appetizers for the show on Friday (December 7th @ 6:30 p.m.) and Saturday December 8th @ 6:30 p.m.) Tyler will also be using his culinary skills in preparing desserts for the (December 9th at 2:00 p.m.)

We plan to make this an annual event and fundraiser to help encourage others to come and share their gifts and talents. The tickets to the show which will be held at the Masonic Temple on Main Street are $15.00.

Tickets can be purchased by contacting Tom Beaver or Melissa Schnepper.

Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas!!

Tom Beaver 295-1483
Email: beaver.t@sbcglobal.net

Melissa Schnepper 882-4523
Email: mschnepper123@yahoo.com

The Gazette Has the Schedule For The Celebration On The Bricks

Evansville will have a celebration Friday and Saturday in downtown to mark the opening of its Main Street makeover and the beginning of the holiday season.

Friday

3 p.m. Ribbon cutting and cake, sponsored by city of Evansville

3 p.m. Evansville Community School District’s marching band

3:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Treats and historical tour at Eager Free Public Library

4 to 7 p.m. Carriage rides, sponsored by Evansville Chamber of Commerce

4:30 p.m. Third- and fourth-grade drum and xylophone ensemble at Eager Building

6 p.m. Kris Adams performs Indie, folk and folk rock at Real Coffee, sponsored by Evansville Community Partnership

Saturday

10 a.m. to noon Santa arrives on fire truck at Grange Mall, sponsored by Chamber of Commerce

10 a.m. Kids’ activities at the old Dollar Land, 26 W. Main St.

1 p.m. Band “Undercover” performs at the Eager Building. Part of East Main Street will be closed to vehicle traffic to allow people to carryout beer or wine from local businesses to visit other businesses and to listen to bands. Sponsored by Evansville Community Partnership.

2:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m. School choir carols along Main Street and at local businesses.

4 p.m. to 7 p.m. “The Blue Olives” perform at the Eager Building, sponsored by Evansville Community Partnership.

7 p.m. East Main Street reopens to vehicle traffic.

8 p.m. at La Trattoria, 1 W. Main Street, band “Saboroso” playing scola de samba or School of Samba.

Don't You Wish That This Was A Surprise?

Barry Bonds indicted for perjury and obstruction.

Who does he think he is, Alberto Gonzales?

Fred has the indictment.

Memo From City Administrator To Council re: North Prairie Productions Project Suspension

November 13, 2007
To: Common Council
From: Dan Wietecha, City Administrator
Re: Effect of NPP Suspension

In spring 2007, City bonds and loans were issued totaling $4,065,000 to support biodiesel and associated infrastructure improvements. Approximately $1,710,000 of this is improvements benefiting neighboring properties and will be assessed accordingly; much of this property is not currently in the city so the assessments will be deferred until future annexation and/or development. Net result is $2,355,000 to directly support biodiesel; the full amount of which is expected to be financed through TIF and state grants.

The TIF assistance is scheduled to be paid during construction rather than all up front. The City has limited expenditures for the biodiesel facility to the following amounts:
$330,000 County Road M improvements specifically benefiting NPP site.
$ 80,000 Electric service and transformer for NPP site.
$ 60,000 Legal, engineering, and fiscal costs for development agreement.
$470,000 TOTAL approximate expenditures to date.

All costs are TIF eligible, meaning the collection of future tax increments may be used to satisfy any debts associated with the costs. This assumes that the project proceeds and will generate increment.

The Development Agreement requires construction of the biodiesel facility by January 1, 2009, and the TIF projections are based on this date.The Development Agreement also contains a guarantee that in any year that an insufficient amount of increment is generated (including the possibility of no increment), then NPP will pay the shortfall.So between the TIF and the guarantee, the City’s expenditures are contractually covered. As long as NPP meets it guarantee, the City will not need to levy taxes against other residents and businesses to service the TIF debt supporting the project.

The City has received $250,000 in CDBG-PFED and TEA grants from the state. These require construction of the biodiesel facility and creation of 25 jobs by December 31, 2008. The state may require repayment or penalties for not creating 25 jobs; any required repayment or penalty is passed on to NPP in the Development Agreement. The City has not taken any of the grant money and has notified the Department of Commerce that it does not intend to draw funds with the project on hold. If the project does not proceed, this may cause a $250,000 cash flow problem for the City in spring 2008; this may reduce the amount of TIF provided as a development incentive to NPP.

Additional safeguards:
The TIF projections are conservatively based on $10 million in taxable equalized value; whereas, actual value after construction will more likely run $14-16 million. This means that (when completed) the facility should generate roughly 40-60% more increment than needed to make the projections.3

The $2.3 million in TIF depends on revenues projected through 2027. A delay does not lengthen the end date; it simply reduces the time frame for collecting revenues. The longer the delay, the less TIF support for the project.

The $330,000 in County Road M improvements may be levied as a special assessment against the NPP property. This would provide an additional degree of protection for the City in the event the delay is lengthy, the project folded altogether, or it were impossible to collect on the guarantee that NPP cover any shortfall in the anticipated increment.Development Agreement requires NPP to cover any repayment or penalties that may be imposed under the two state grants.

Development Agreement requires Landmark to pay taxes to Town of Union over next five years (total $36,000) if not covered by TIF.

Next Steps:
City meeting with representatives of North Prairie Productions and Landmark Service Cooperative anticipated within the next week to review Development Agreement and obligations therein.

Negotiate project extension for state grants beyond December 31, 2008.

Run TIF projections based on delay; consider revisions to Development Agreement to ensure progress of project without jeopardizing the City.

Consider impacts of additional development (crushing facility) on TID #7.

Caption This- Classics Edition

You Can Tell Me It's Not Disguting. I Won't Believe You

Stuffed-crust pizza in a world gone mad. 646 calories per slice. Surprise! It's from Pizza Hut in Japan.

Pizza Hut Japan's exclusive Double Roll pie is 646 calories per slice, with
little bacon wrapped sausages littered across the crust, and mini hamburger
patties on top of the mushrooms, soy beans, corn, paprika, garlic chips, green
peppers, and pepperoni. As for cheese, it has mozzarella, cheddar and
parmigiana.

In The Words Of Henry Higgins' Mother

My, what an unpleasant surprise.