AN EMBITTERED stepmother who hired a circus clown named Banjo to murder her
stepson and his wife, and dispose of the bodies, was jailed for nine years
No matter how bad my day was or the prospects for tomorrow are I have never seen this sentence about my family or acquaintances:
Her accomplice in the plot - a millionaire property developer who introduced her
to the supposed "hitman" - was also jailed for nine years.
Do you feel better about yourself now, too? I know that family can be embarrassing.