How do pirates find the time to write? Simple! They use the Corsair ERRRRRRgonomic Keyboaarrrd. From Dreadpirateroberts
For those of you with a more sophisticated bent McSweeney's has a sampling of the best from Kevin Shay.
Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially fond?
A: ARRRchetype.
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Q: Of all of Richard Harris's many achievements in the performing arts, which is a pirate's favorite?
A: "MacARRRthur PARRRk."
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Q: Of the ghosts that appear to Ebenezer Scrooge in "A Christmas Carol," which do pirates prefer?
A: Jacob MARRRley.
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Go read the rest and then go check out the pirate links at talklikepirate including the original Dave Barry column.
Enjoy yaarrrrrselves!
Q: Can we replace that last one with something about Bob Marley, so we can have an additional gag about RastafARRRianism?
A: No.
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2 comments:
What, no "Fred Says (Talk like a Pirate Edition)"?
No self-respecting pirate ever would vote for MacArthur's Park.
All that sweet green icing melting down after someone left a cake out in the rain? C'mon. Pirates could care less, unless . . . arrrgghhh, matey, yer didn't say it was RUM cake.
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