It's Talk Like A Pirate Day again.
How do pirates find the time to write? Simple! They use the Corsair ERRRRRRgonomic Keyboaarrrd. From Dreadpirateroberts
For those of you with a more sophisticated bent McSweeney's has a sampling of the best from Kevin Shay.
Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially fond?
Q: Of all of Richard Harris's many achievements in the performing arts, which is a pirate's favorite?
A: "MacARRRthur PARRRk."
Q: Of the ghosts that appear to Ebenezer Scrooge in "A Christmas Carol," which do pirates prefer?
A: Jacob MARRRley.
Go read the rest and then go check out the pirate links at talklikepirate including the original Dave Barry column.
Q: Can we replace that last one with something about Bob Marley, so we can have an additional gag about RastafARRRianism?