Sunday, April 30, 2006

The BATF- Keeping Us Safe From Ninjas Updated

The Red and Black from UGA has the story of a student detained by ATF agents who thought him suspicious. I have a few questions.

  1. Pirates vs Ninjas?
  2. ATF agents on campus?
  3. Ninjas with UGA sweatshirts?
  4. Wouldn't pirates kick-butt every time?

UPDATE: MTV is reporting that the Pirates vs Ninjas vs Chuck Norris debate is now moot. An even stronger force has entered the fray...Lawyers.

5 comments:

elliot said...

Pirates kick-butt?

Clearly, you haven't spent enough time at http://www.askaninja.com/

grumps said...

Ninjas have nunchaku. Pirates have cutlasses. Ninjas have shuriken. Pirates have cannon.

Plus...pirates have boats. Ninjas would be tired from swimming.

No contest.

elliot said...

Good points.

What about Pirates vs. Chuck Norris?

grumps said...

Pirates have cutlasses. Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Pirates have cannon. Chuck Norris is twice bulletproof.

Pirates have ships. Chuck Norris walks across oceans to defeat his enemies.

Chuck Norris wins.

Other Side said...

My Pirates have bats and they hit balls. Oh, this isn't about baseball?

Nevermind.