A Post For My Wife

Quoting from Secondhand Lions:

I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on
three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses
and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and
tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen
fortunes, killed many men and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like
you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. Now, go home, boy!