A man with a stellar name, Greg Peck of Janesville, is this year’s
contest winner, which will bring him a grand prize of notoriety and a parchment
Peck’s one-liner involved theWisconsin River, which he said “was so low
this year that the local government started taxing us for more property on our
There were six honorable mention runners-up, including two Racine
Also, congratulations to Racine County for two honorable mentions. We always knew that there were some almost-as-good liars over there.
Just for the record, I did not submit an entry this year. That deadline sneaks up on me sometimes.