I'm Struggling To Imagine Ike Introducing Mamie This Way

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"Dear Lord Baby Jesus....I just wanted to take time to say, thank you
for my family: two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons Walker and
Texas Ranger - or TR, as we call him. And, of course, my red-hot smokin' wife,
Carly, who's a stone cold fox." - Will Farrell playing Ricky
Bobby in Talladega Nights.

“I'm very thankful for my red-hot smoking wife, the first lady of
Minnesota,” - Tim
Pawlenty, the sitting Governor of Minnesota, testing out the 2012
waters in Iowa this weekend.