It's Humpalarious

Evangelist Jerry Falwell dies at 73

Richard said it best. "Judge not, lest ye be judged." Condolences to his family and friends.
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Earnhardt docked 100 points, crew chief fined, suspended

Do you suppose Theresa sits and wonders when the wheels fell off the money train?
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Ag Department Considers Mandatory Testing For Fish Virus

I hope they can keep their VHS away from my betas.
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WisconsinEye To Launch Capitol Coverage Wednesday

Now we can find out if Marlin Schneider has a "good side."
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Gonzales Blames His Deputy For Atty Firings

Why am I reminded of the Tommy Flanagan character from SNL? "Yeah, and Alberto G's wife is Morgan Fairchild, yeah."
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Pentagon Operations Director Agrees To Be "War Czar"

Does this mean that GWB doesn't want to be the Commander Guy anymore?
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And finally

GOP Candidates Spar Over Conservative Credentials

Newt keeps waiting for the message to come, "Recalled to life."
(It's a literary reference. You could look it up.)