Sunday, May 13, 2007

Romping Through The Headlines

Banned 'Cocaine' energy drink re-emerges as 'Censored'

Apparently, the name Dumba** was taken.

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Cerberus Group leads pack to get Chrysler: report

Cerberus? He guards the Gates of Hell, right? Call that payback for the K-Car.

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Rare albino gator on display in Tenn.

In the next cage is her cousin/mother.

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Cremated Remains of 200 Lost in Mountains After Trip to Space

To boldly go where no Ranger has gone before.

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Tommy Thompson's Debate Excuse:I Had To Go To The Bathroom

Now he knows where to look when he wonders where his chances went.

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Iraqi Sunni, Shia Lawmakers Join In Opposition To Baghdad Wall

That should be this administration's motto. "Bringing people together; one bad idea at a time."

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And, to top it all off, the Gazette ran a short wire story about McGee Sr's case of vile logorrhea under the sadly unlinkable headline,

DJ Faces Reprimand For Remarks.

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