Thursday, December 04, 2008

Fine Upstanding Citizen Update

SPRINGFIELD, Ohio -- A Tri-State woman is in critical condition
Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.

Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for
something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife
Carolyn in the upper chest.

Not enough?
His arrest Tuesday for the weekend shooting was for violating a civil
protection order that Carolyn had taken out against him earlier this year.

Havens is reputed to have said that he kept the pistol on the nightstand in case he should have to overthrow an unjust government before morning or if Pakistani terrorists were to pop up in his half bath.

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