Who Is The Loneliest Man In Town?

Is it the new Maytag Repairman, Clay Jackson?

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Or is the loneliest guy in town Douglas Lute?

"Who?" you say. "Who is Douglas Lute?"

Don't you remember when he was appointed as War Czar? Don't you think we should be hearing just a little something from him about how the President's surge is working?