The battle is lost. It's time to bayonet the wounded. Please join me in finding a league-appropriate nickname for the new Waukesha team in the Northwoods League.
Current teams are listed below. Note the northwoodsiness of the names? That's your cue.
La Crosse Loggers
St. Cloud River Bats
Thunder Bay Border Cats
House rule #1- No Muskies- It's been done, done well, and the wounds are still painful
House entry #1
Waukesha Deerticks- They'll suck you dry and never get off your back
House rule #2- No profanity- Vulgarity, unfortunately, will be the rule of the day.
House entry #2
Waukesha Largemouth BAss- [Insert your own joke here]