Tuesday, November 25, 2008

In Honor Of Birthdays, Cardinal Or Ordinal

McSweeney's has a list of texting shortcuts for the elderly. You know, those who may have just had their 40th birthday. My favorite is bolded.

New Texting Acronymsfor the Elderly.
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BIMD: Back in my day

ROFLACGU: Rolling on the floor laughing and can't get up

ML2N?: Matlock tonight?

OMGWTF: Oh my. Gee whiz. Tutti-frutti.

MBDC: My bad. Damn cataracts.

WIOLATS: Wore it out like a turn signal.

GTALNINFTCW: Gee, thanks a lot, now I'll never finish that crossword.

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