Thursday, March 06, 2008

"Clue" Accusations 2012

BY DAVID HART via McSweeney's. Have you had your McSweeney's today?



Colonel Mustard,
identity theft,
Ukrainian server room



Miss Scarlet,
catastrophic hurricane damage,
Manhattan shoreline



Professor Plum,
character assassination by trolling,
hyperblogosphere



Mr. Green,
water-rationing-card devaluation,
Texas



"Mrs." White,
sexual-reassignment surgery,
San Francisco



Mrs. Peacock,
Mayan-calendar expiration,
fourth dimension

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