The Top Ten Questions You'd Least Like To Hear At A Job Interview

With all due respect to Dean, I offer the ten questions you hope to never hear at a job interview.

1. Does this chair make my butt look fat?
2. Do you have any experience with numbered accounts in offshore banks that don't exactly give receipts?
3. Are you allergic to phosgene?
4. Would you please pull my finger?
5. Don't you think that Michael Phelps is just the ginchiest?
6. Ginger or Mary Anne?
7. Are you willing to take a bullet for the company?
8. Boxers or briefs?
9. Is that a seed there on your lapel?

And, the worst possible question you can be asked at a job interview is...

So, have you met Cheney yet?