Friday, September 08, 2006

Why Madison Adopted Pluto

James is under the mistaken impression that the council voted to make Pluto "Madison's Ninth Planet" just so they could ban smoking there.

My sources tell me that Mayor Dave is planning to announce that he's moving the Haloween Party there.

1 comment:

thoughtfulconservative said...

Shouldn't the liberal Democratic position be that all bodies orbiting the sun be called planets equally?