1) Maybe the Packers should pick up Annika Sorenstam to back up Aaron Rodgers. At the very least she didn't cry like a little girl when she walked away.
2) Barack Obama will apparently not be invading NASCAR on BAM Racing's car. It would have been a win, win, 42nd proposition. Obama gets exposure in a place he normally wouldn't while John McCain is still sputtering. Beth Ann Morgenthau gets to bring a car to the track again and Ken Schrader gets to run for the James Hylton fuel money.
3) Switch-hitting batter vs ambidextrous pitcher with a six-fingered glove. Hilarity ensues.