Jay puts a smackdown in motion.
Nick wonders why anyone would be a member of a group that doesn't respect them.
Carrie does the math of ticket-splitting.
The Recess Supervisor shares his thoughts and asks for a little cake. Happy birthday, RS. The Circumstance is just 3 days behind you.
Seth takes a look at the upside.
Dan is shaking his head so you don't have to.
Watchdog shares two tales of Presidential ambition.