Friday, November 17, 2006

Two For Flinching

The sentence you don't want in the story of your botched kidnapping attempt?
The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting
him in the left testicle.
Second place?
He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf.
The dispute was over stereo speakers.

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