Tuesday, September 23, 2008

It Came In Over The Transom

Too true to be good. From The Nation.
Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship
with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My
country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of
800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be
most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my
replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know
him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s.
This transactin is 100% safe.

There's more. h/t sven in jay's combox

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