As Seen On The Internet

Who has it? Who may have it? Who wants it? This may be a complete list.



Declared Nuclear Weapons Capacity:

U.S.
Russia
France
Britain
China
India


Known to Have Nuclear Weapons Capacity:

Pakistan
Ottawa Senators Hockey Club
Israel
Hamadryas Baboon Troop Whose Territory Runs From the Curvy River to theGreat Forest
Port Jervis High School Cheerleaders
The View



Seeking Nuclear Weapons Capacity:

Iran
Iraq
Madonna
The Ghost Story Club
Lactose Intolerant People
Howie From the Sears Auto Center on Rt. 10
Port Jervis High School Pom-Pom Girls
North Korea
Teletubbies
Libya
Guys Named Spencer
The Yanomami Tribe
Mrs. Turnbull's Third Grade Class (except Jimmy)
Stonehenge
Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation