Make The Pie Higher

The following is a poem comprised entirely of actual quotes from our president. The quotes were arranged by Post writer Richard Thompson.



MAKE THE PIE HIGHER by George W. Bush:


I think we all agree
The past is over.


This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.


Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?


How many hands Have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pant leg
Of opportunity.


I know that the human being
And the fish Can coexist.

Families is where our nation
Finds hope
Where our wings take dream.


Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher!

Make the pie higher!


Major league.