The Horror, The Horror! Charlie spends a pretty good portion of his airtime decrying the tendency of media types to show (ladies avert your eyes)... bias. People who cash checks from newspaper companies aren't supposed to show any favoritism to any one candidate.
Charlie has used that fierce independence of his to spend most of his time since New Hampshire criticizing the Liberal elements of the GOP for abandoning the idealistic Conservatives to whom it owes so much. Not for Charlie is the coexistish, mealy-mouthed, bipartisan, campaign finance-reforming John McCain. Charlie has shown us time and time again that McCain not only doesn't deserve the support of Conservatives but that he is unelectable, a used husk of a candidate unworthy of a 420nd glance.
Look at these posts of Charlie's if you have any doubt in your mind that no sane man could support John "Lefty" McCain. Stick with me. There is a truly funny payoff at the end. I promise.
CAN MCCAIN WIN?
By Charlie Sykes
Story Created: Feb 11, 2008
Not really a good example because Charlie only managed to write 4 words under his byline there and the author disagrees with Charlie. But don't you think the headline sort of says it all?
THURSDAY HOT READ: THE STAGES OF CONSERVATIVE GRIEF
By Charlie Sykes
Story Created: Feb 7, 2008
Well, not really created so much as copied but Charlie did add six words of his own this time to show just how upset Conservatives need to be that party elites are telling good working-class Conservatives who they can vote for.
WEDNESDAY HOT READ: WHY THEY HATE JOHN McCAIN
By Charlie Sykes
Story Created: Feb 6, 2008
You know that Charlie was worked up here. He took the time to personally have an intern add 15 of his very own words to this story about all of the reasons to distrust McCain.
CONSERVATIVE (sic) ARE DIVIDED THREE WAYS
By Charlie Sykes
Story Created: Feb 5, 2008
All original. All depressed. All despair, all the time. Nineteen of the most trenchant words of wisdom ever strung together as analysis of Presidential politics.
IS ARIZONA GOING TO SPOIL McCAIN'S PARTY?
By Charlie Sykes
Story Created: Feb 5, 2008
Charlie asks the question (In all caps again. What's up with that?) that Arizona declined to answer.
EXITS: CONSERVATIVES SPLIT BETWEEN ROMNEY, HUCK
By Charlie Sykes
Story Created: Feb 5, 2008
Here Charlie makes the case that True-Believer-Red Meat-Not Country Club Conservatives have a choice between Willard and Huck. They don't have to put up with having McCain forced down their throats by those elitist media types. No radio squawker is gonna tell them what to do or how to vote. They have choices by gum! Even if one of those choices eats squirrel meat off a popcorn popper lid.
STRAIGHT TALK? McCAIN'S CHEAP SHOT
By Charlie Sykes
Story Created: Jan 28, 2008
"John McCain is a dirty liar". Additional commentary by Charlie Sykes
THE McCAIN PUZZLE
By Charlie Sykes
Story Created: Jan 28, 2008
McCain will have to work very, very, very hard before he can convince Real Conservatives. This won't be a cakewalk where we are all seen laughing and fawning around the candidate. He's going to have to work really hard to convince True Conservatives and then they'll only go along grudgingly and sternly to keep that Clinton woman from moving back into the White House. But they won't like it. No, Sir!
JOHN McCAIN PLAYS VICTIM CARD
By Charlie Sykes
Story Created: Jan 18, 2008
Story Updated: Jan 18, 2008
And the MSM plays along...
That damnable media! If only there was a radio personality that True Conservatives could trust to tell them the truth.
And, of course the coup de grace.
WHAT WILL YOU DO ON FEBRUARY 19?
By Charlie Sykes
Story Created: Feb 8, 2008
Ninty-five comments worth of whining about what a miserable scut John McCain is and how Real Conservatives will be writing in Zombie Ronnie come February 19.
Which brings us to this morning. If you look closely you can see Charlie, leaning to his left, laughing at John McCain's lawyer joke (Didja hear the one about the DA who took a job as a defense attorney after he lost his big shot at higher office?)
Charlie went out on a limb for his principles and decided that the light was bad out there. Showing all the backbone of Raggedy Andy and the rock-solid commitment of Field Marshal Abdel Hakim Amer Charlie has thrown his shambling support to the putative front-runner.
Just goes to show ya. You can't trust the Liberal Media.
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Funny stuff. Do people follow this character so closely as to vote for someone just because he says so? That amazes me. As for the all caps, they denote obnoxious shouting, so that's what's up with that.
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