Friday, February 29, 2008

What Works For You?

BY KATE JOHANSEN AND KATIE BUKOWSKI from the Halls of McSweeney's come Political Slogans For Moderates.



Live free or give me a reasonable alternative!


Peace through pragmatism.


Let's all keep our opinions to ourselves for a while!


It's noontime in America.


Some taxation, some representation.


What do we want? Rational discussion? When do we want it? ... What works for you?


Hooray for prudence!


We request change in a reasonable amount of time after comprehensive discussion of the options!


Who wants peanuts?

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