BY KATE JOHANSEN AND KATIE BUKOWSKI from the Halls of McSweeney's come Political Slogans For Moderates.
Live free or give me a reasonable alternative!
Peace through pragmatism.
Let's all keep our opinions to ourselves for a while!
It's noontime in America.
Some taxation, some representation.
What do we want? Rational discussion? When do we want it? ... What works for you?
Hooray for prudence!
We request change in a reasonable amount of time after comprehensive discussion of the options!
Who wants peanuts?