(Warning: For those demanding a strict adherence to the
separation of church and groundhog, the following could be
Separation of Reality and Groundhog? Double Check.
Two pieces of Groundhog Day trivia. 1) Groundhog Day was filmed right down the road in Woodstock, Illinois. 2) My personal vision of Hell is waking up to 6 more weeeks of Andie McDowell's acting. She makes Darryl Hannah look like Meryl Streep.
There is no way this winter is *ever* going to end as
long as that groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any way out of it.
He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.