Thursday, May 04, 2006

Quote, Unquote

"I know my doctor has a sense of humor. He gave me two drugs for my high
blood pressure. One makes me thirsty and the other is a diuretic."

-Name withheld to protect the innocent

1 comment:

Peter DiGaudio said...

Sounds like Rodney Dangerfield's doctor. "I called him up and told him I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest."