When the world's first organism with feet takes its hesitant steps out from
the ocean and onto the waiting shore, it slips on a discarded banana peel left
behind by a careless gorilla. Frightened by this harsh new world, it scampers
back to the relative safety of the water.
Sensing an impending disaster, the citizens of Atlantis move the entirety
of their amazing city to idyllic New Orleans.
The largest ship of its time, the Titanic, sets sail from the southern
shores of England and into disaster. Several passengers complain of filet mignon
that has been overcooked, and one unfortunate man has to wait over ten minutes
to ride on a pony.
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
What Might Have Been
Alternate History from Something Awful. Click through for more.