Two Treats In One

Combining Chuck Lorre Vanity Card with Levi Johnston advice. Is this a great country or what?

Go! Run! Live your life! Or, you could acquiesce to marriage (look up
acquiesce, you'll get a kick out of it), in exchange for a plum job fighting
crime in the frozen wilderness. Who knows, maybe there's a TV show in your life
and you'll be famous again. I'm thinking we could call it, Tundra Heat, or,
Permafrost Flatfoot, or, Glacier Gumshoe, or, Dude, I Forgot the Condoms. Oh, I
so smell an Emmy.