Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Get Your Tickets Now


M*A*S*H Cast:
The Doctors

The week before opening opening night, the MASH doctors sat down with the play’s publicity coordinator to give readers an inside look at their roles.

Are you having a good time putting on this play?
Darrell Hammond/Trapper John: It’s so much different than anything I’ve ever been
in, with the three different scenes on the stage the whole time. It takes a lot more coordination between the whole cast as opposed to closing the curtain to change scenes.
Lyman Fuson/Duke: Timing is everything on this one. Like one scene with Hawkeye,
Henry Blake, and Duke in the mess tent -- they have to fire off the lines really fast. As Tom [Tom McKittrick, the director] said at the beginning, “With last summer’s Beverly Hillbillies, hillbillies strike oil and go to Beverly Hills. That’s just inherently funny. With this play, the humor depends more on how it’s delivered.”

What do you like about your own character?
Paul Cargill/Walt: When he’s happy, he’s happy. He’s happy in the army, he’d be
happy back home. He’s interested in keeping the other people happy, he’s sort of the informal “recreation officer.” He’s trying to help lighten the load by supplying the bingo and the gambling.
Dave Sobeski/Hawkeye: Hawkeye’s very passionate about his job. He’s very serious
about doing the best job he can, but it’s on his terms. He can’t stand regulations for regulations’ sake. He despises the camp Army clowns of Burns and Houlihan. But he’s very close to not only the doctors, but also to the enlisted men, the nurses, everybody who saves lives. That’s what he’s all about.
Lyman Fuson/Duke: Duke’s pretty much the same way. They’re both schemers, but
they don’t scheme to do bad things. They want to help the camp. And they’re not afraid of Henry Blake.
Darrell Hammond/Trapper John: Trapper’s the old reliable. He’s there the whole
time. He’s the backbone of the unit.
Rick Larson/Ugly: The reason I like Ugly is that he doesn’t have a big part in the book,
the TV show, or the movie. He’s in there, but he’s just sort of a bystander. That gave open range to make the part whatever we want it to be, which makes it pretty cool.
Lyman Fuson/Duke: To some extent that’s what Duke has, too. He’s in the movie, but
he’s never in the television show.
Paul Cargill/Walt: Walt isn’t in the television show either. But we’re not doing the
television show. This is closer to the book than anything.

How do your characters get along with each other?
Paul Cargill/Walt: I think everybody likes Walt, the dentist. They’re concerned about
him.
Dave Sobeski/Hawkeye: Walt is the center of the social scene and we need you. You’re
essential.
Paul Cargill/Walt: Yes, it’s pretty much a show about an army dentist and all the other
people that come and go in his life!
Dave Sobeski/Hawkeye: Duke and Hawkeye are very close. There’s a bond there. You
presume they didn’t know each other before they hit Korea. They’re very similar spirits, so they connect and they stay connected. They’re kind of connected at the hip throughout the play.
Lyman Fuson/Duke: Hawkeye and Duke are the ones who always have a plot.
Rick Larson/Ugly: I really like Hawkeye and Duke. They’re the ringleaders. When
they come in, they just kind of organize everything. And even though they’re full of wise cracks, they do show their true colors at times. They’ve got heart.
Lyman Fuson/Duke: These are the guys that are all in the operating room trying to save
lives together and they all rely on each other.

Aside from the outright comedy, what might the audience take away from play?
Paul Cargill/Walt: I want people to remember this war. I really hadn’t thought about it
in a long time. I always liked to read about World War II and this was just sort of finishing up some of the things after World War II.
Dave Sobeski/Hawkeye: Isn’t that one of the labels, “the forgotten war?” They called it
a police action at one time.
Paul Cargill/Walt: Yes, you can look it up as the “Korean conflict.”
Darrell Hammond/Trapper: One thing people will get out of it is the idea that war is
long periods of incredible activity followed by periods of complete boredom. For the doctors, there’d be weeks and weeks where they might just set a broken leg or pull out a big sliver, then for three weeks they might not sleep except on a pile of garbage out back.

Why do you think people will enjoy this play?
Paul Cargill/Walt: It’s only 8 bucks!
Rick Larson/Ugly: If you buy early!
Lyman Fuson/Duke: What can you get for 8 bucks?
Paul Cargill/Walt: A lot of the people from The Beverly Hillbillies are in this. The
director and producer are the same, so it should be the same type of quality performance. We’re right here in the Performing Arts Center with a better sound system. We’re going to have helicopters and howitzers – right here in the PAC. You don’t want to miss it -- it’s only 8 bucks!
Darrell Hamond/Trapper: I think it will be really funny. When I first read the script, I thought there weren’t that many funny parts that Trapper was in. But when you see it on stage, and as we get a little better each night we do it, there’s really a lot of humor in there.
Dave Sobeski/Hawkeye: The play is a comedy, even though the movie was more of a
dark comedy.
Paul Cargill/Walt: A “dramedy” or a “com-a.”
Dave Sobeski/Hawkeye: This play doesn’t have any of the darkness of the movie. It’s
just more comedy.
Lyman Fuson/Duke: The more we work on it, we start to see lines that are really funny
when we deliver them just the right way.
Rick Larson/Ugly: That’s the key thing, too. Like Tom said, with the Beverly Hillbillies
last year, we could have sat up there and just read the script and had people laughing. With this one, we actually have to work at it. And that makes it more fun for us, too.
Lyman Fuson/Duke: Jethro [played by Rick Larson in the Beverly Hillbillies] isn’t
going to carry in a telephone pole for laughs this time!
Paul Cargill/Walt: He was stupid then and now he’s ugly.
Rick Larson/Ugly: Where does one go from here?!
Paul Cargill/Walt: Nowhere to go but up!

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sc – 6/19/07

Monday, June 25, 2007

The Republicans' Turn (via McSweeney's)

McSweeney's is going through kind of a tough time right now trying to make back $130,000 lost when a distributor went bankrupt. They're having an auction and sale to make back some of that money. Follow the links above if you want to see what's up for sale and then enjoy their analysis of the:


PROS AND CONS OF THE TOP 20

REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES.
BY JOHN MOE


1. RUDY GIULIANI
Pro: Unifying force after 9/11; articulate speaker.
Con: The whole "pro-choice, pro-gun-control, New Yorker, used to live with gay dudes, adultery" thing might hurt him with conservatives. A bit.


2. JOHN MCCAIN
Pro: Comforting resemblance to character actor Gavin MacLeod.
Con: Murray from The Mary Tyler Moore Show lacked leadership qualities and Captain Stubing from Love Boat got a little goofy whenever Charo was a guest star, leaving executive branch vulnerable to Charo impersonators who are actually Al Qaeda operatives.


3. MITT ROMNEY
Pro: Named after Mittens, the family cat, later shortening name to "Mitt." People love cats.
Con: Religious beliefs could create problems, as many Americans may not be ready to accept worshiper of ancient Egyptian god Ra.


4. ZOMBIE RONALD REAGAN
Pro: Probably the most Reaganesque candidate available; if stoked with the brains of the living, should operate in an acceptable fashion.
Con: Long-dead eyes lack that magic twinkle; inhuman groans negatively impact "Great Communicator" status.


5. FRED "TOMMY" THOMPSON
Pro: Diverse résumé includes stints as governor of Wisconsin, senator from Tennessee, cabinet secretary, and several TV acting gigs.
Con: Contractually bound to appear in all 319 Law & Order programs currently in production.


6. MIKE HUCKABEE
Pro: Lost 110 pounds due to health concerns, potentially allowing him to serve as healthy example for overweight Americans.
Con: Those 110 pounds have reconstituted into a diminutive all-fat Democratic consultant who knows Huckabee's every move. I Heart Huckabees was pretty uneven.


7. SAM BROWNBACK
Pro: Serves as a positive role model for ethnic brownbacks all over the country.
Con: Such an ethnicity does not technically exist; lacks the pen-gripping power of Kansas Senate predecessor Bob Dole.


8. NEWT GINGRICH
Pro: Well known.
Con: See above.


9. EDDIE VAN HALEN
Pro: I tell you what, he would bring the nations of the world together through ROCK! He'd be all deedly-deedly-deedly-DEE-DEE-DEE! on his guitar and the bosses of the other countries would be all, "Whoa! Let's stop fighting and start rocking!"
Con: Drunken wretched mess.


10. DUNCAN HUNTER
Pro: Appears to be some sort of politician who wants to be president, I guess. That's all anyone in the entire nation knows about him, including himself and his family.
Con: Born with two last names, though this liability could be mitigated by teaming with Texas Representative Ron Paul, who is also running.


11. ROBOTIC SUPER BEES
Pro: Programmed mandate to destroy enemies with unrelenting deadly force could be an advantage in contentious general-election fight and when facing down hostile nations or other bees.
Con: Murderous instinct less advantageous in delicate diplomatic negotiations and the parsing of complex tariff issues.


12. BIGFOOT
Pro: Available; independent; tall.
Con: Elusive; smelly; once elected he could disappear into the woods around Camp David and we'd never see him again.


13. YOUR MAMA
Pro: Strong personality; nurturer; kind; strict when she has to be; always shows up at soccer games or school plays; skilled at managing a busy family.
Con: Upon her election, nation would be instantly vulnerable to any number of verbal attacks about president being so fat, so ugly, so stupid, etc.


14. OHIO STATE CENTER GREG ODEN
Pro: Size; soft hands; positive attitude; high basketball IQ; given America's recent losses abroad, nation is automatically eligible for first pick in upcoming draft, so he will be available.
Con: Once his rookie contract is up, Oden would be free to sign with any other nation on the planet for bigger money.


15. KENNY LOGGINS
Pro: Is all right; therefore, no one needs to worry about him.
Con: Gonna take you right into the danger zone.


16. CHUCK HAGEL
Pro: Could potentially deliver his home state of Nebraska to the Republicans.
Con: Risks losing votes of near-sighted supporters of Kierkegaard, Schopenhauer, Heidegger, and Nietzsche who think the ballot says "Hegel."


17. A HUGE BARREL OF OIL
Pro: Coveted; influential; beloved by business community; understood by allies and enemies alike.
Con: Unlikely to support biodiesel-fuel development in the Midwest, potentially hurting chances in Iowa primary; slick.


18. A WOMAN OF SOME SORT
Pro: Could win support of other women.
Con: Women are not allowed to join the Republican Party.


19. CHEERS
Pro: Pretty funny show to watch when there's nothing else on.
Con: Frustrated voters may want to be able to pick and choose which part of the show to vote for, preferring the Shelley Long years over the Kirstie Alley years or stocking up on mostly Lilith episodes, but it doesn't work like that. You have to vote for the whole show.


20. OHIO
Pro: Could deliver crucial votes in Ohio.
Con: President would spend way too much time agonizing over the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; sleeping arrangements in new White House, which would span hundreds of square miles, could get contentious.

Better Yet. Take 15 More Seconds To Proofread

Apparently they're not real big on checking your work.

Come And See The Show

It takes a whole village…well not quite, but it does take a lot of community members to put on a play like the Evansville Community Theatre’s summer production of M*A*S*H! Chances are, you’ll find many of your friends and neighbors in the production crew list, as well as in the updated cast list.





M*A*S*H cast:
General Hammond: Bill Reed
Private Boone: Andrew Lust
Lt. Colonel Henry Blake: Jim Brooks
Nurse Bridget McCarthy: Lori Soderberg
Nurse Janice Fury: Denise Sobeski
Sergeant Devine: Tom Beaver
Frank Burns: Lee Dammen
Father Mulcahy: Dave Persons
Captain Walt Waldowski: Paul Cargill
Trapper John: Darrell Hamilton
Captain John Black “Ugly:” Rick Larson
Radar O'Reilly: Erik Worthington
Hawkeye Pierce: Dave Sobeski
Duke Forrest: Lyman Fuson
Ho-Jon: Carl Soderberg
Private Lopez: Tyler Franklin
Nyng: PJ Spears
Sohng: Chelsea Lezotte
Nurse Nancy Phillips: Hazel Cybart-Fuson
Major Margaret Houlihan: Melissa Schnepper
Congresswoman Goldfarb: Linda Draeving-Hammack
Dean Mercy Lodge: Jennie Nehls
Miss Randazzle: Mary Whitney-Hartje
Mitzi: Carly Kimberly
Fritzi: Chelsea Schmit
Agnes: Gwen Manion
Connie Liebowitz: Mary Whitney-Hartje
Crazylegs: Cody Marenas
Major Ruth Haskell: Nancy Krohn


M*A*S*H production crew:


Master Carpenter/Set Design
Greg Marshall, Tom Beaver, Rick Larson, Lyman Fuson, Dave Persons, Darrell Hamilton, Bill Reed, Andrew Lust, Lee Dammen, Erik Worthington


Props
Tom McKittrick, Nancy Krohn, Linda Draeving-Hammack, Jim Brooks, Tom Beaver, Jennie Nehls


Costumes
Tom McKittrick, Melissa Schnepper, Mary Whitney-Hartje, Nancy Krohn,
Jennie Nehls, Lori Soderberg, Melissa Whitmore, Sandy Franklin


Hair & Makeup
Denise Sobeski, PJ Spears, Carly Kimberly, Gwen Manion, Chelsea Schmit


Lights
Cody Marenas, Carl Soderberg, Tim McKittrick, Kathryn Hamilton


Sound
Paul Cargill, Clark Cybart-Fuson, Hazel Cybart-Fuson, Chelsea Lezotte, Garrett Carlson


Publicity
Sharon Cybart, Mark Spatafore, Dave Sobeski, Jim Brooks, Jennie Nehls, Tyler Franklin

M*A*S*H will be presented in the state-of-the-art Evansville Performing Arts Center at Evansville High School, 640 S. Fifth St. in Evansville. Performances are June 29 and 30, and July 5, 6, and 7 at 7:30 p.m.; with a matinee on July 1 at 2 p.m. Tickets are all general admission and are $8 in advance and $10 at the door. Tickets will be available in advance in Evansville at the Union Bank and Trust, Piggly Wiggly, Evansville Pharmacy, and Bank of Evansville.



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Note From The Parade

The Oregon Summerfest Parade was as good as usual this year. I humbly offer these few observations.

Brett Davis was the only State politician in attendance. It's been a long time since I was at a parade with more firetrucks than pols. Where were you Senator Erps?

Marching band participation is way down, continuing a sad trend. Sun Prairie and Oregon were smaller than I remembered but the band from Sandwich IL was decimated and the once-mighty Dakota IL band couldn't even muster a horn line. Thankfully, Lakeside and the Lutheran Vanguard were on hand to blow the dump down.

The Road to Hell may or may not be paved with good intentions and the Streets of El Dorado may or may not be paved with gold but the road past Kwik Trip is positively paved with Tootsie Rolls and Dum Dums. Seriously, it's time to rethink throwing candy to dwindling crowds.

Being the third group handing out freeze pops has to be as demoralizing as being the first is expensive.

Handing out crayons to the toddlers is a wonderful alternative to candy. Winging crayons out onto hot asphalt to be run over by antique John Deeres is a little less wonderful.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Images From Korea




Sharon Cybart has put together some images from Korea and real-life M*A*S*H units. Go take a look at the rest.




M*A*S*H will be presented in the state-of-the-art Evansville Performing Arts Center at Evansville High School, 640 S. Fifth St. in Evansville. Performances are June 29 and 30, and July 5, 6, and 7 at 7:30 p.m.; with a matinee on July 1 at 2 p.m. Tickets are all general admission and are $8 in advance and $10 at the door. Tickets are available in advance in Evansville at the Union Bank and Trust, Piggly Wiggly, Evansville Pharmacy, and Bank of Evansville.
For information, contact producer Jennie Nehls at 608-882-4926 or by
e-mail at nenni68@charter.net.


A Look At The Dems (via McSweeney's)

McSweeney's is going through kind of a tough time right now trying to make back $130,000 lost when a distributor went bankrupt. They're having an auction and sale to make back some of that money. Follow the links above if you want to see what's up for sale and then enjoy their analysis of the:
PROS AND CONS
OF THE TOP 20
DEMOCRATIC
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES.
1. HILLARY CLINTON
Pro: Known commodity; strong fundraiser.
Con: Polarizing; unlikely to woo those already opposed to her.

2. BARACK OBAMA
Pro: Articulate; resembles foxy actor Blair Underwood.
Con: L.A. Law was kind of overrated now that you think about it.

3. JOHN EDWARDS
Pro: Has strong appeal to working-class voters.
Con: As a resident of two Americas, he must raise twice as much money and spend twice as much time campaigning.

4. BILL RICHARDSON
Pro: Appeals to all Latino voters with the last name "Richardson."
Con: New Mexico is legally part of Mexico; therefore, he's constitutionally ineligible.

5. JOE BIDEN
Pro: Technically still running for president.
Con: Dude. Come on.

6. DICK CHENEY IN AN ELABORATE LATEX DISGUISE THAT TAKES FIVE HOURS TO APPLY
Pro: Trojan horse, my friend. Trojan f*&^ing horse.
Con: Ruse would be so exciting that he would surely drop dead of a massive stroke about a month before Iowa.

7. OPTIMUS PRIME
Pro: Size; power; ability to emit short-range optic blasts.
Con: Potential attack ad: "Sometimes Optimus Prime is a robot, other times a truck. Which is it, Mr. Prime? America deserves a leader that doesn't transform whenever it's convenient."

8. ROSS PEROT
Pro: Hilarity.
Con: None.

9. DENNIS KUCINICH
Pro: Solid anti-war stance; adorable; strong to the finich.
Con: Election laws limit magical pixies to only one term in office.

10. JIMMY CARTER
Pro: Nobel Prize winner; available; just as good at not knowing what the hell to do about Iran as anyone else.
Con: Judging by photos, approximately 415 years old.

11. ALLEN IVERSON
Pro: Instant offense.
Con: Selfish with the ball; may have lost a step.

12. IRA GLASS
Pro: Thoughtful; self-effacing; like many Americans, enjoys cable television.
Con: At present, no budget line item exists for moody introspective music to underscore every statement president makes in order to make it sound more poignant.

13. BONO
Pro: Knowledgeable about global health issues; everyone seems to like him; Joshua Tree album.
Con: Too busy hugging everyone to actually execute the duties of office; no one likes the sound of "Vice President the Edge" or "Secretary of Health and Human Services Larry Mullen Jr."; the whole "Zoo TV" thing.

14. AL GORE
Pro: Knows how to get to the White House, where to park, location of restrooms.
Con: Wants to accomplish something meaningful.

15. WALTER MONDALE
Pro: Has spent last 22 years going over tape, reviewing mistakes, plotting, scheming, waiting, watching, preparing to pounce like a 79-year-old Minnesotan panther.
Con: None.
16. JESUS CHRIST
Pro: Could draw some initial interest from the Christian right until they research his actual positions in a deeper way; likable; strong leadership qualities.
Con: Unkempt; pretty far left; messianic complex.

17. THAT ONE GUY WHO SEEMED REALLY COOL
Pro: Remember? He was a senator or congressman or something? It was a while ago. He seemed super-smart but also normal. I saw him this one time.
Con: Crap, what was his name? Or was it a lady? Do you know who I'm talking about? Crap.

18. ZOMBIE LYNDON JOHNSON
Pro: Could sway red-state voters as well as Fangoria crowd; '60s-era campus unrest has died down.
Con: Tendency to groan instead of talk could hurt chances in live debates; constant need to feed on fresh brains could limit campaigning.

19. OPRAH WINFREY
Pro: Popular; influential; could rally the silent masses already violently opposed to Jonathan Franzen.
Con: May only exacerbate nationwide Maya Angelou plague that has decimated much of the nation.

20. YOU
Pro: Gained valuable exposure as Time magazine's Person of the Year; seems to be Internet-savvy.
Con: Ever since the Time thing, you've been awfully smug.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

M*A*S*H Interview- The Military Men

Ticket information is at the bottom of this post. Enjoy the interview.


M*A*S*H Cast:
The Military Men

The cast of the Evansville Community Theatre’s summer performance of M*A*S*H is rehearsing in the high school for hours almost every evening. Memorizing all those lines is the big task right now. After rehearsal last week, some of the military men of the show sat down with the play’s publicity coordinator to give you an inside look at putting on the play. There were lots of laughs along the way!

What do you like about your own character?
Tom Beaver/Sergeant Divine: He’s quite different, he’s a wheeler-dealer. He’ll
sell you anything that isn’t tied down…like the Bandaid Concession Stand at Yankee stadium.
Lee Dammen/Frank Burns: That’s what he tries to sell me!
Dave Persons/Father Mulcahy: But he knows he’s already sold it!
Jim Brooks/Colonel Blake: I like playing Henry because I get to pretend I’m in
charge. And even though it’s probably the captains and the enlisted men who are really running the place, I get to act like a commanding officer anyway.
Lee Dammen/Frank Burns: That’s one of the things I like about Burns. I can act like a jerk…completely out of character for me!
Erik Worthington/Radar: I really wanted to be Radar because he’s my favorite
character in Mash. He’s young, I’m young. But it kind of stinks having your ear right on the ground to listen for helicopters all the time!
Lee Dammen/Frank Burns: You’re probably the only one that could do it! The
rest of us couldn’t get back up again!

How do your characters get along with each other?
Lee Dammen/Frank Burns: Everybody hates me!
Tom Beaver/Sergeant Divine: And understandably so!
Jim Brooks/Colonel Blake: I think there’s respect for good doctors, more than
for good soldiers, and Frank is trying to be a good soldier without being a good doctor.
Dave Persons/Father Mulcahy: The Father was one of my favorite characters.
You thought he was naive, but you aren’t really sure that he’s naive. You’re never sure what he might do.

Aside from the outright comedy, what might the audience take away from play?
Jim Brooks/Colonel Blake: No matter how bad it looks, if you respect one
another and pull together as a group, you’re going to get through, when you wouldn’t necessarily as individuals.
Tom Beaver/Sergeant Divine: There’s a part regarding depression. The doctors basically said it the best…there’s always tomorrow.
Bill Reed/General Hammond: I’m one of the few in the cast that lived through
the conflict. I was not in Korea, but I lived through that era. Having a hospital on the front lines -- this was new. It was tried at the end of World War II, but they didn’t have the mobile hospital until Korea, such as what we’re portraying here. It’s a humane thing that has a lot of meaning.
Dave Persons/Father Mulcahy: It was the advent of the helicopter that made a
lot of that possible. A lot of innovations took place at that time with the mobile hospital, to be able to bring the soldiers to get treatment, not a hundred miles, but just a few miles away from where they got injured.

How is this experience going for you?
Jim Brooks/Colonel Blake: What’s so much fun for me being here is that this is
my first time being on stage in 30 years and I know there are at least two people who have never been on stage. Yet there are some who have been regulars in Evansville theatre and in the area. It’s just that blend of people who volunteer to come here and are working together to make a good evening -- and having a good time doing it. Like searching for costumes -- there is no olive drab in a thrift store within 45 miles of Evansville!
Lee Dammen/Frank Burns: I’m just thankful for all the people who have helped
me. I’m one who has never been in a play before. Everybody’s been pitching in and telling me how to practice and how to do this and that. Some of the people don’t know me from Adam and it seems like I’ve known them forever already. It’s going to be an honor to work with everyone.
Tom Beaver/Sergeant Divine: This is just one of many performances with the ECT.
Bill Reed/General Hammond: Last summer’s Beverly Hillbillies was my third
Play. There was a 30 to 40 year span since I was in Showboat and Oklahoma. A big span, and now two years in a row!
Dave Persons/Father Mulcahy: I’ve been in a lot of ECT plays. After I retired in 1992, my first play was the Odd Couple. Before that I’d been in high school musicals.
Erik Worthington/Radar: Mostly I’ve been in musicals before. This will be my
fourth play – the Evansville High School musicals, How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying and Beauty and the Beast, and a Stoughton play.

Why do you think people will enjoy this play?
Dave Persons/Father Mulcahy: As with last summer’s play, The Beverly Hillbillies, M*A*S*H is something the greatest majority of people have seen on television. You can see a lot of your own life or people you know in it.
Bill Reed/General Hammond: I just discovered that M*A*S*H is still on!
Lee Dammen/Frank Burns: I know a gentleman who was in a M*A*S*H unit, I
believe in Vietnam. He claims he’s going to come and see this every night because he knows what it was like and he commented on my character. He says, “There was one of you in there. I can’t wait to see it – not that you’re that kind of a guy! It’s going to be fun to watch.” He’s excited to see it because he’s lived it.
Erik Worthington/Radar: I have high school friends that have seen M*A*S*H and they really like it. I’ve only seen a couple episodes of Mash and I really liked it.
Jim Brooks/Colonel Blake: With TV-Land and with cable, the high school kids have never lived in a time without the show. It’s been around continuously for 30 years.
Tom Beaver/Sergeant Divine: All I have to say is bring your family to the show and see our new family.
Jim Brooks/Colonel Blake: Get your tickets early, you don’t want to hear, “You should have been there last night.”

M*A*S*H will be presented in the state-of-the-art Evansville Performing Arts Center at Evansville High School, 640 S. Fifth St. in Evansville. Performances are June 29 and 30, and July 5, 6, and 7 at 7:30 p.m.; with a matinee on July 1 at 2 p.m. Tickets are all general admission and are $8 in advance and $10 at the door. Tickets are available in advance in Evansville at the Union Bank and Trust, Piggly Wiggly, Evansville Pharmacy, and Bank of Evansville.
For information, contact producer Jennie Nehls at 608-882-4926 or by
e-mail at nenni68@charter.net.

sc-6-6-07

Friday, June 22, 2007

Because Guns Defuse Violence

Permit to carry? check

Training? presumably

Position of responsibility? certainly

10 shots fired on a busy street? Just another day outside Walter Reed.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Directly To Your Door

The Mayor of Commonsenseville has a picture of the truck bringing Owen's No-Tax Increase Pledges to the Capitol.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Why Can't They Learn the Local Language?

From ABC News:
Of the 1,000 U.S. employees at the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad, only 10 have a
working knowledge of Arabic, according to the State Department.
That is still a slight improvement from last year when, according to the Iraq Study Group, six people in the embassy spoke Arabic.

Owen Plants Trees: Can't See Forest

The erstwhile Mr Robinson makes a case somehow in his column for the West Bend paper that his no-taxes pledge has not led to the Republicans in the Lege to be obstructionists.

Owen even drags poor Wendy into his bad example of how his household would handle a similar situation. Owen wants to spend $25,000 on a new car while his spouse in the example would hold him to spending $15,000 on a new car. Owen says that since they can't agree that neither is obstructing the process. It's just an unfortunate disagreement. Owen never says how he and Wendy would come to a solution, if they'd just never spend any money because he couldn't have what he wanted so he drove the current car into the ground and wound up walking to work or if he and Wendy acted like actual grown-ups who decided on the relative benefits of buying a different car and working to compromise on an affordable alternative.

That's the difference here. Democrats are saying, "We need to talk. Rising costs have led to the need for rising sources of revenue. We have a level of benefit we need to provide. How can we best fund that program." The Republicans who have signed the pledge are saying, "Nah-nah-nah. I can't hear you. Neener neener neener."

Somewhere between funding all of the Governor's taxation request and sticking fingers in ears and saying, "No!" is a place called governance. If one side has a range of possible actions and the other side has nothing to bring to the table but a single negative response then the are being obstructionist.

They should be honest with themselves and with their constituents. Owen's Op-Ed is a stab at justifying the underlying dishonesty of governing by pledge rather than by statesmanship. I hope he realizes that the public can see childishness for what it is.

Let's take a look at Mike Huebsch and his Budgeteers courtesy of Monty Python.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Who Said That?

Who made the following statements about the immigration reform bill currently in Congress?
Talk radio is running America. We have to deal with that
problem.


I'm sure senators on both sides of the aisle are being pounded by these
talk-radio people who don't even know what's in the bill.


It was that well-known liberal, pansy, blowhard Trent Lott of Mississippi. You remember? The one who got his porch rebuilt after Katrina.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Oh, My!

The beautiful Mrs. Circumstance and I went to APT at Spring Green last night for the opening night of Much Ado About Nothing. There were just the tiniest few first night fits and starts in what was an overwhemingly funny evening.

The play was wonderfully acted by the company and masterfully staged by the director. This is Shakespeare as it was meant to be, accesible to all. The company works together to take the foreigness from the language and action. This was a comedy that has earned a place on the modern stage.

Go. Buying a ticket isn't just supporting one of Wisconsin's fine arts organizations. It is giving yourself a break from routine and spending a lovely evening in one of the state's most beautifull areas.

Our Man On The Front Lines

What the President said was:
I can only tell you what people on the ground, whose judgment — it’s hard
for me, living in this beautiful White House, to give you an assessment,
firsthand assessment. I haven’t been there; you have, I haven’t.


But Tony Snow says that the President is on the front lines every day, sweating and facing death for America.

Q: Are there any members of the Bush family or this administration in this
war?
SNOW: Yeah, the President. The President is in the war every day.


Q: Come
on, that isn’t my question –
SNOW: Well, no, if you ask any president who is
a commander in chief –


Q: On the frontlines, where ever…
SNOW: The
President.



So is it this?






Or this?

Sunday, June 10, 2007

There's A Motion On The Floor

A response from the right (as opposed to the Right.)


Actively Not Getting It

I have tried to be good. I realize that blogging about the stupid things that Jess Bucher writes can seem just a little nasty and petty but the woman sets herself on such a all pedestal that it only seems fitting to honor the ghosts of Mencken and Clemens by chunking a few clods at her now and again.

McBride's Media Natters

1) There is no difference between traffic enforcement and warrantless wiretapping.

2) Because a group called Al Qaida in Iraq formed after the US invaded Iraq then the US must stay to fight them.

3) They're COPS. What could go wrong? The woman who builds one post a week on ineptitude or corruption in the MPD has no problems with giving up her SSN to anyone who asks.

4) It's not that politicians are wealthy. It's HOW politicians got wealthy that matters. Sometimes she appears to have journalistic instincts whatsoever.

I refuse to take a swing at the glamor shot Jess had up. Even she realized after one day that it wasn't the way she wanted to sell herself.

Jess McBride occasionally hits the nail on the head. She obviously cares about some people. It's just that, given her self-reverential Non-sequitir generating style she just doesn't deserve a spot as an opinion maker in the blogosphere.

Now, with a red rubber nose she'd be a fine match as a conservative foil to The Onion.

Friday, June 08, 2007

Coming Soon To A Stage Near You

M*A*S*H





Mark your calendars now. June 29th and 30th at 7:30. Matinee on July 1st. 7:30 again on July 5,6 and 7 at the Evansville Performing Arts Center at the High School.

Tickets are now available at 4 ticket outlets: Piggly Wiggly, UB&T, Bank of Evansville, and the Evansville Pharmacy. $8 in advance. $10 Day of show. Remind your friends, family and neighbors to buy in advance and save $2 per ticket. Tickets are general admission and are good for any of the 6 shows. Buy enough so that you can see the show twice.


Maybe I'm Just Too Judgemental

But this is kinda creepy.

John Ramsey and Beth Holloway Twitty Are Dating

In a match seemingly made in tabloid heaven, the father of murdered child beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey and the mother of missing-in-Aruba teen Natalee Holloway are dating, FOX News has confirmed.
John Ramsey, 63, and Beth Holloway Twitty, 46, have been romantically involved since January 2007, though the two met at a fundraiser last year.
The couple has been spotted openly holding hands and kissing in Mountain Brook, Ala. — where Twitty lives — and at an art show at a nearby art museum. They've also been seen at various restaurants.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Never Pick A Fight With Someone Who Buys Ink By The Barrel

Rambly McDitzington takes 2400 words to tell us she isn't going to talk about it any more. She just can't bring herself to admit that using a murdered 4-year-old as a comedy prop wasn't a good idea.

She does get one thing right though. It is a bit unseemly for aJournal employee to make fun of a Journal employee on the air and, when asked by a Journal employee, for the Journal employee to say she is being attacked and not defended by the Journal.

Did she ever stop to think that maybe the Journal was defending one of their own, the one that didn't make fun of the girl's death?

Jessica McBride takes umbrage at being compared to Don Imus, among others. I think she should. After all, she is far different from Imus. Don Imus knows how to build an audience.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Thursday, May 17, 2007

I Thought You'd Want To Know

The corn is up!

Go back to your business.

A Note To Ben Wallace


1972 just called. As soon as you're out of the playoffs, Linc from the Mod Squad needs his hair back.


Thank you.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

It's Humpalarious

Evangelist Jerry Falwell dies at 73

Richard said it best. "Judge not, lest ye be judged." Condolences to his family and friends.
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Earnhardt docked 100 points, crew chief fined, suspended

Do you suppose Theresa sits and wonders when the wheels fell off the money train?
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Ag Department Considers Mandatory Testing For Fish Virus

I hope they can keep their VHS away from my betas.
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WisconsinEye To Launch Capitol Coverage Wednesday

Now we can find out if Marlin Schneider has a "good side."
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Gonzales Blames His Deputy For Atty Firings

Why am I reminded of the Tommy Flanagan character from SNL? "Yeah, and Alberto G's wife is Morgan Fairchild, yeah."
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Pentagon Operations Director Agrees To Be "War Czar"

Does this mean that GWB doesn't want to be the Commander Guy anymore?
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And finally

GOP Candidates Spar Over Conservative Credentials

Newt keeps waiting for the message to come, "Recalled to life."
(It's a literary reference. You could look it up.)

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Romping Through The Headlines

Banned 'Cocaine' energy drink re-emerges as 'Censored'

Apparently, the name Dumba** was taken.

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Cerberus Group leads pack to get Chrysler: report

Cerberus? He guards the Gates of Hell, right? Call that payback for the K-Car.

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Rare albino gator on display in Tenn.

In the next cage is her cousin/mother.

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Cremated Remains of 200 Lost in Mountains After Trip to Space

To boldly go where no Ranger has gone before.

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Tommy Thompson's Debate Excuse:I Had To Go To The Bathroom

Now he knows where to look when he wonders where his chances went.

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Iraqi Sunni, Shia Lawmakers Join In Opposition To Baghdad Wall

That should be this administration's motto. "Bringing people together; one bad idea at a time."

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And, to top it all off, the Gazette ran a short wire story about McGee Sr's case of vile logorrhea under the sadly unlinkable headline,

DJ Faces Reprimand For Remarks.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Shameful

Dick Morris

I think that withdrawal from Iraq — it obviously gives al Qaeda a huge victory. Huge victory. On the other hand, if we stay in Iraq, it gives them the opportunity to kill more Americans, which they really like.
One of the things, though, that I think the antiwar crowd has not considered is that, if we’re putting the Americans right within their arms’ reach, they don’t have to come to Wall Street to kill Americans. They don’t have to knock down the trade center. They can do it around the corner, and convenience is a big factor when you’re a terrorist.

Monday, May 07, 2007

It May Need To Be Refined...

...but this is a great idea. Let's do it Halloween Night.

Two Secrets No More

Somebody has snuck back in amongst us. I'm glad she has.

The agenda is posted for all to see over at the Observer.

Horrifying Thought

A pretty fair chunk of those who are trying to make the case that McGee Sr speaks for all blacks seem to feel that Charlie Sykes speaks for all whites.

Friday, May 04, 2007

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

Sorry for the lack of activity fans. There has been a whole lot of Capital-R Reality at this house lately.

For those of you who knew, my MIL has finally found peace. She passed last Wednesday after too long a struggle with cancer. My thanks for your kind words.

In other news, your humble typographer has been chosen for the part of Henry Blake in the ECT production of M*A*S*H. Save time during the weekend before July 4 or the weekend after. We're doing 6 shows so you can all come see us twice.

There is one other thing going on that truly threatens to curtail my blogging time. I won't say much until after Tuesday night because things can always change. Let's just say that I am excited about a new opportunity.

BBS BFF g

Monday, April 23, 2007

I'm Not Sure Where This Comes From

Even if nanotech becomes the norm it will still be a pain in the fanny to get a trombone back and forth to music class.

What Could Go Wrong?

There's a tragic story out of Green Bay this weekend that may provide some lessons for some of the "shoot first" crowd that has come out in the wake of the VT shootings last week.
Ben Sonnenberg, 25, was shot and killed by police outside a near east-side
tavern early Saturday morning, when, according to Green Bay police, he made a
motion that looked as though he was reaching for a weapon.
The story says that Sonneberg was shot multiple times in the back more than 10 feet from the car which had been stopped. No weapon was found at the scene of the shooting.

Four well-trained law officers, including one who had reason to use deadly force once before, killed a young man based on their false belief that he was reaching for a weapon. Unfortunately, that can happen when you disobey a law enforcement officer. Sonnenberg's only actions should have been to stand very still and answer all of the questions put to him.

In an adrenaline-fueled situation like a traffic stop after a chase at bar time decisions are often made without benefit of complete information and those decisions have their own consequences. But there's more.
Bill Sonnenberg said he found numerous bullet holes in buildings near the crime
scene, including some as high as 7 or 8 feet.
When adrenaline runs high there are often more shots fired than necessary and despite constant and ongoing training aim often suffers.
A bystander — identified Sunday as Cesar J. Grijalva-Ortiz, 31 — also was shot
and was taken to St. Vincent Hospital. Hospital nurse supervisor Patti Wauters
confirmed he hadn't been discharged as of Sunday afternoon but declined to give
further information. Police said Saturday they believed his injuries were not
life-threatening.
President Bush said that the VT students were in the wrong place at the wrong time. They weren't. They were in the class in which they belonged. It was the gunman in the wrong place. In the Green Bay case it was Grijalva-Ortiz who was shot for being in a place at the wrong time.

What does all of this have to do with VT? There are those who say that one more armed student in the lecture hall could have prevented much of the carnage. Is that case likely? What are the chances that only one more gun would have been present? What are the chances that the armed students would have been any better at target identification than the Green Bay officers? Would they have been more accurate? Faced with more than two shooters in an unexpected place could an armed student have been conditioned to only fire at the first shooter or would she have fired at anyone with a gun?

A prof at UW Madison did an exercise 25 years ago. During a lecture session, without warning, a person previously unknown to the class ran in from the side door, pulled a banana from his pocket, pointed it at the Prof and shouted, "Bang." The Professor fell down and the assailant ran from the room.

There were 140 different versions of what had happened in those 20 seconds of class. More than half swore that they had seen a gun. Nearly a quarter had heard a shot.

Panicked people do not make wise decisions. In the free for all atmosphere of a public shooting we could only expect the tragedy to be compounded by the presence of more weapons.

Four well-trained police officers managed to shoot two unarmed men and several buildings in the heat of the moment. How many would have been killed in a shootout in a lecture hall? It's impossible to say. That's why the CCW crowd's argument should carry no weight.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Alberto's Very, Very, Really Bad Day


Look at the bright side.


With the lack of memory shown by Alberto Gonzales yesterday he probably won't even be able to remember all of the people who said the country would be better off if he resigned.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Blacksburg

50 families are forever changed. Thousands more will show the scars. The need our sympathy and our empathy today.

The time will come for understanding and for action. This is a time for grieving.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Now We're Getting Somewhere

The letter is signed by Pat Leahy (D-VT), Chuck Schumer (D-NY), Herb Kohl (D-WI), Russ Feingold (D-WI), Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) and Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) and reads in part:
We are concerned whether or not politics may have played a role in a case
brought by Stephen Biskupic, the United States Attorney based in Milwaukee,
against Georgia Thompson, formerly an official in the administration of
Wisconsin’s Democratic governor. The Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals was
reportedly so troubled by the insufficiency of the evidence against Ms. Thompson
that it made the unusual decision to issue an order reversing Ms. Thompson’s
conviction and releasing her from custody immediately after oral arguments in
her appeal.

You can read the whole letter here.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Similarities

Rick Wiley, the RPW, Karl Rove, sundry and various officials of the DOJ and Jess Bucher are all mad at Steve Biskupic because he didn't pursue voter fraud aggressively enough. Biskupic's reason?

There wasn't any to prosecute.

The Tizzysphere has a conniption because Georgia Thompson didn't "flip" to higher-ups and shine some light on the bigger crimes they are sure was there. Thompson's reason?

There was no bigger crime.

Right wing bloggers decry the lack of reporting of the good news from Iraq. The reason?

The news gets worse rather than better.

If you're going to call yourself something as pompous as "citizen journalist" you owe your readers, at the very least, a passing knowledge of reality.

The CEO Administration

"Hillary Clinton is running for president. She set a fundraising record---she's already raised 26 million dollars. That's a lot of money. To put that in perspective, that is more money than President Bush lost in all the years he was a businessman.".
--Jimmy Kimmel

Sunday, April 08, 2007

"Lying Poisons Justice" -The Experts Speak

"What's at stake here is the rule of law. Even the president of the United
States has no right to break the law. If the House votes down this inquiry . . .
nothing will happen. The result will be a return to the imperial presidency of
the Nixon era, where the White House felt the laws did not apply to them, since
they never would be punished. That would be a national tragedy of immense
consequences."

-Wisconsin Representative James Sensennbrenner defending the authority of Congress to investigate Presidential conduct during the Clinton administration.

Henry Hyde played the "Nazi" card to cover the same transgressions.
"We fulfilled our oath of office to discharge our duty according to the
Constitution and when elected officials do that, democracy works
"Have you seen Auschwitz?
Do you see what happens when the rule of law
doesn't prevail? Lying poisons justice."

Friday, April 06, 2007

Modern Campaign Methods (A Retrospective)

Which troubles you more? Rather's sideburns or Karl Rove's?


What's The Difference?

What's the difference between Georgia Thompson and Scott Jensen?

The court says Georgia Thompson didn't do anything wrong.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Who Didn't see This Coming?

United States Court of Appeals
For the Seventh Circuit
Chicago, Illinois 60604
Argued April 5, 2007
Decided April 5, 2007
Before
Hon. FRANK H. EASTERBROOK, Chief Judge
Hon. WILLIAM J. BAUER, Circuit Judge
Hon. DIANE P. WOOD, Circuit Judge
No. 06-3676


UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
Plaintiff-Appellee,
v.
GEORGIA L. THOMPSON,
Defendant-Appellant.


Appeal from the United States District Court
for the Eastern District of Wisconsin.
No. 06 CR 20
Rudolph T. Randa, Chief Judge.


Order
The judgment of conviction is reversed, and the case will
be remanded with instructions to enter a judgment of acquittal.

An opinion will be issued in due course. The time to file a
petition for rehearing is extended until 14 days after the court
issues its opinion.

This extension of time also means that the mandate will be
deferred. But Thompson is entitled to immediate release from
prison, on her own recognizance. The United States must make
No. 06-3676 Page 2 arrangements so that she may be released before the close of
business today.

Context Is Important

There were two pictures among those posted by Yahoo on Monday that caught my eye immediately. Yahoo pushes a feed of those pictures which are most frequently emailed every day.

When I saw these two I knew that they would rank near the top of 2007 lists for pictures most often miscaptioned.

This picture is of Senator Clinton seeing an old friend in the audience. It took exactly one day for Owen to have it miscaptioned as having something to do with campaign fund raising.








This picture, on the other hand, is of Newt Gingrich being lead away by his handlers after saying that bi-lingual education leads to the language of the Ghetto. Gingrich would later say that he meant to be anti-Semitic rather than anti-Hispanic.

I'm not sure how it will be miscaptioned by partisans but I'm certain that it will be.

Jess Bucher Sez

Only prosecutors would sit on the Supreme Court in Jessica McBride's state. If you spent your time working to make sure that people's Constitutional rights were protected you shouldn't be judging.

I realize that Jess' worldview may be a little bit skewed. After all. if you give a kid a hammer then everything needs to be pounded. It's just that she has this Wild West mindset when it comes to law enforcement.

If Jess were Queen we'd have all hangin' judges and we'd have more gunfights to settle things "the manly way" and we surely wouldn't brook no guff from them pesky furriners.

Poor Jess is moist with the thought that a conservative won an election without looking at the bigger picture. She should ask some journalists how they do it and then start asking people how the conservatives did in this nominally non-partisan election.

Around this part of the state I think the best example is from Fulton Township where Brian Christianson and his nuke-em-all "reformers" got soundly trounced by people who just wanted their government back from the Grover Norquist wannabes.

The Progressive Majority candidates made inroads in this election winning 8 new seats around the state including the Janesville Council and the Magnolia Town Board.

Jess' Election Night gloating shows how weak her grasp on the big picture is. It also proves once again that she needs to stop calling herself a journalist and tell the truth. Eric Severeid and the Russet Burbank are both commentators. Jess B is no more than that.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Election Thoughts

I don't understand why some folks are downright giddy that the manufacturers of asbestos insulation and lead paint now have a bought-and-paid-for seat on the Supreme Court. Quality of Life in Wisconsin is worse today than yesterday.

If my math is anywhere near correct we had somewhere around 1100 ballots cast in Evansville yesterday. Not shabby at all for a Spring election with uncontested Council races.

Louis Butler's High Court term expires next year. Expect another cavalcade of slime from the folks who brought you DDT.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Simple Stuff

If GWB had been honest enough to budget for his continuing enterprise in Iraq he wouldn't have to keep exposing his foolishness to continuing resolutions.

Just remember if he vetoes the funding for the troops he has no one but himself to blame.

Heartening News

This headline from the Gazette gives one some hope:
Challenger will face Paul Ryan

At last there is someone taking the challenge seriously enough to start a campaign before 4 months out.

Ryan is building some negatives for himself. He's still the only politician who has been proven to have done favors for Troha (Settle down. The words "In exchange for," are nowhere in that sentence. I'll leave the innuendo to others.) He voted against funding the troops in the continuing resolution. He voted against $2B in port security funds.

Paul Ryan has aligned himself with the Bush/Sensennbrenner True Believer Faction. In 2008 that may be the quickest way to set oneself up in private practice.

Please

Just go vote.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Just Freakin Incredible

From the Phoenix Newtimes:

Handguns For The Homeless
Give Piece a Chance
Arm the Homeless stages a firearms giveaway for Phoenix vagrants.
BY INDA HOUSE

Manny Marco, unemployed vagabond, tenderly loaded the last of 30 9-millimeter bullets into the spring-action, extended clip for his new Mac-10--a semiautomatic assault weapon capable of throwing rounds as fast as Marco can blink.

"That's very good, Manny," coaxed Arm the Homeless firearms instructor Pete Whippit. "Now, insert the clip and rack that lever there." Marco did so, producing the wicked, unmistakable chik-chik of a freshly loaded weapon.

"Okay, Manny," Whippit continued, pointing to a switch. "Now, all you need to do is flick this thing here from 'Safe' to 'Fire,' and you are cocked, locked and ready to rock."

Tears of joy trickled through the caked grime on Marco's face as he threw both arms around Whippit, still holding the fully loaded machine pistol. Nearby, a cluster of vagrants sorting through a shopping cart filled with handguns and shotguns ducked and danced away from the arc of the Mac-10's barrel.

"God bless you, and God bless Arm the Homeless," Marco said. "This is the nicest thing anyone's done for me in 10 years."With that, Marco withdrew from the embrace and shook the Mac-10 menacingly at a reporter. "Beats the hell out of a little spare change, don't it?" The proud new gun owner slid the Mac-10 into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles backpack, which he latched over a soiled bed roll. He waved goodbye, then set out across the desolate, dry bed of the Salt River, his course set for the corporate towers of downtown Phoenix, two miles away.

Marco said he spends most afternoons there, panhandling near the Valley National Bank building. "That man is going to rest easier tonight because of the gift we bestowed upon him today," said Whippit, his eyes shielded behind military surplus mirror shades. "Not only did we give Manny the peace of mind that comes with carrying a weapon. We also gave him the sense of self-respect due any man who exercises his God-given, Constitutional right to keep and bear arms.

"Just because someone is homeless, doesn't mean they don't need a gun--quite the contrary," Whippit continued. "That's what Arm the Homeless is all about--making sure any American who wants a gun has one, whether they can afford it or not."

On March 25, Whippit and five other Valley gun activists calling themselves Arm the Homeless distributed free, legal firearms to 76 homeless men and women during a three-hour giveaway on the Salt River bed. The action--technically a series of transfers between private citizens--was completely legal under Arizona's loose gun laws (Arm the Homeless required all firearm recipients to sign a form stating they are not convicted felons).

Appropriately, most of the weaponry--which included eight .357 magnum revolvers, at least five .38s, two .44s, dozens of 9mm, .45, .25 and .380 caliber semiautomatic pistols, a few Luger .22s, and high-capacity arms such as the Mac-10, seven Tec-9s, and one SKS assault rifle--was kept on-site in a shopping cart, from which the homeless literally chose their weapon.

The giveaway was staged in a secluded patch of wasteland beneath the Central Avenue Bridge. Honey Hawk, the gun group's "minister of information," said the event was promoted solely though word of mouth, on a "classified, need-to-know basis."

"Basically, we planned the operation, then established contact agents within the downtown Phoenix homeless population, through which we disseminated the time and place specifics," she said. The giveaway was first-come, first-armed, and began at high noon.

As the vagrants arrived in ragged bands, two Arm the Homeless organizers secured them into groups of five in a holding area cordoned off with rope in the shadow of one of the overpass' concrete supports. The shopping cart of guns was on the opposite side.

Whippit escorted each group in turn to the "arming zone," where they sat on the ground for a 15-minute lecture from Arm the Homeless instructors, who skimmed over the basic principles of firearm safety, then identified and explained the pros and cons of the four types of guns available--revolver, semiautomatic pistol, shotgun and assault rifle.

"Now, the SKS assault rifle is not a carry-down-the-street kind of weapon," Whippit said during one lecture. "It's a camp weapon. It's a keep-it-in-your-sleeping-bag-by-the-fire weapon. The SKS is ideal for defending an established position."

After the lecture, each group of five was instructed to make a selection from the shopping cart, with a 10-minute time limit on browsing. Cat, 43, a member of the first group, immediately seized upon a Mossburg 500 shotgun, which came with a box of Milstor shatter disc rounds--each Milstor shell is packed with a stack of 15 dime-size metal discs, perforated in quarters to detach upon barrel exit.

"I want this one!" Cat said."That's a lot of gun for a little lady," one Arm the Homeless volunteer told her. "How about this, instead?" He reached into the cart and pulled out a silver, Colt .380 that fit into his palm. "This is what we call a purse gun. It might be more your type."

"I don't have a purse!" protested Cat. "I want the scatter gun!"

"Let her have the damn shotgun," Whippit directed. "We've got people to arm."

Whippit, 33, is a Marine Recon combat veteran who says he saw action in the 1989 Mongol-Sumerian conflict. After Whippit left the Marines in 1992 (records indicate an honorable discharge), he says he fought as a paid mercenary with the Mau-Mau Liberation Front in several west African tribal wars. Whippit followed a girlfriend to the Valley about a year ago, and now lives in east Mesa, where Arm the Homeless is based.

"Once I got here, I decided to use the money I made as a hired gun fighting for causes I didn't believe in to fund an organization fighting for one I do," said Whippit. "I found a few like-minded individuals, and we started having meetings and acquiring guns."

Whippit says Arm the Homeless accumulated its stockpile of weapons through numerous, scattered purchases at Valley area "cash and carry" gun shows, where private, small volume dealers are not required to register sales, and handgun buyers can avoid the background checks mandated by the 1993 Brady Bill. Arm the Homeless spent more than $25,000 on the guns, Hawk says, not including the SKS, Mac-10 and three Tec-9s, which ATH members donated from private collections she characterized as "extensive."

Arm the Homeless, which is a 501c4 tax-exempt organization, has also received more than $10,000 in direct cash donations from Second Amendment fanatics--much of that generated through the group's Web site: www.armthehomless.com.

"All the weapons we're giving away are used weapons, but they're good used weapons," Hawk said. "There's not a Saturday Night Special in the lot." Arm the Homeless could have provided each gun recipient with more than one box of ammo, she said, but "we didn't want them selling bullets for booze."

Also, Hawk said, two days before the giveaway, Arm the Homeless mailed a letter to every address listed under "Pawnbrokers" in the yellow pages. The communique informed pawn shop owners of the group's action, and asked them not to purchase any weapons from homeless people. "We thought this thing through," Hawk said. "We didn't just come down here and start handing out guns. This is not some haphazard distribution of dangerous weaponry. This is a well-organized political and social service action."

Bob Dobbs, director of the Downtown Business Interest Protection Committee for the City of Phoenix, said the gun giveaway "sounds like somebody's idea of a sick joke."

"What do these gun crazies think they're going to accomplish with this idiocy?" he asked. "I mean, do they have any idea how much damage this will do to Phoenix's reputation? Would you want to visit a city where the homeless are being given guns? This is catastrophic. So much for revitalizing downtown."

Dobbs said he planned to advise Mayor Skip Rimsza to declare an emergency and call for the passage of an ordinance to require all Phoenix gun owners to have a legal mailing address, other than a homeless shelter.

"At least a P.O. Box," Dobbs said. "I mean, sweet Jesus, is that too much to ask of someone with a loaded .44?"

Meanwhile, Terrence "Skip" Towne, a disgruntled former member of Arm the Homeless, has begun a campaign to discredit the organization.

"Arm the Homeless--hah! What a bunch of crap. I call it Arm the Whole Mess," snarled Towne, formerly Whippit's right-hand man in the group. Towne, who lives in Surprise, said he initially was taken in by Whippit's combat stories, which he has since begun to doubt. "I think Whippit's a fascist fruitcake whose real agenda is to get rid of the homeless. I think he hopes they all shoot each other, which they probably will," Towne said.

Whippit says he expelled Towne from the group in January for misuse of weapons. "Every Friday night, like clockwork, Skip would snort a bunch of bathtub speed, load about 50 of our guns into his truck, and disappear into the desert. He'd burn through 500 bucks of ammo a weekend, easy. He had to go."

Commander Guy Armstrong, head of Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Homeless Posse, says none of his volunteer patrolmen, who are themselves homeless, have seen evidence of more firearms among the street people. Asked if he is concerned about the prospect of encountering armed homeless, Armstrong shrugged and said, "Not really. We've got guns, too."

A reporter who'd been invited to cover the giveaway asked Hawk if distributing guns to the homeless might lead them to rob and shoot people. She fired this sarcastic retort: "I think that question reflects your prejudice. Let me guess--homeless people are all criminals or crazy, and shouldn't be able to own guns. Yeah, that's real enlightened."

Hawk brandished a sheet of crime statistics indicating that people who live on the streets are 10 times as likely to become victims of violent crime as people who don't. "These people need guns," she said. "It's not their fault our cities aren't safe, and it's not fair to deny them the right to protect themselves in a dangerous environment, just because they're poor."

She pointed to 74-year-old WW II veteran Gabo "Pops" McClean, who had just claimed a gleaming black Tec-9. McClean assumed a firing position and pretended to pull the Tec-9's trigger, rattling the weapon with both hands and rolling his tongue behind his teeth to make machine gun noises.

"I'd sure like to see some skinhead punks try to set him on fire tonight," Hawk said. "Gabo there looks like he's ready to go Charles Bronson on their ass." As an Arm the Homeless instructor showed McClean how to conceal the Tec-9 on a shoulder sling beneath his tattered windbreaker, Hawk admitted that the homeless gun recipients probably do not have permits to carry concealed weapons in the state of Arizona.

"I doubt if many of them have the money to afford the 16-hour class and permit fees," she said. "Which is just another example of how, when it comes to guns, this country discriminates against its so-called 'second-class citizens.'" Hawk said Arm the Homeless hoped to recruit a Department of Public Safety certified firearms instructor to conduct concealed-weapons permit classes for the homeless.

"If they donate their time, we'll come up with the permit money and do our best to round all [the homeless] up and get 'em back here for a CCW class, so they can legally carry concealed. "Obviously, it's not as big a problem with the SKS and the shotguns, unless they get their hands on a hacksaw. "In any case, we consider what these people do with the guns after they get them to be their business. Our business is to make a forceful statement in support of the Second Amendment, and that statement is that when guns are only for people with homes, only people with homes will have guns."

As if to punctuate Hawk's point, a rapid-fire pop-pop-pop volley of shots rang out from 100 yards away, where homeless gun recipient Habbie "Abe" Rafuls was busy emptying the pre-ban, 15-round clip of his newly acquired Smith and Wesson 9mm. Rafuls whooped as he pumped an old mattress full of lead.

"Seeing that gives me a warm feeling inside," Whippit said.He grabbed the sleeve of a passing Arm the Homeless member and pointed to Rafuls, just as the man fired his last bullet into the ground. The ricochet kicked up a spoof of dust and sang off into the distance. Rafuls began spinning circles, repeatedly pulling the trigger on a spent clip.

"Go ahead and give that man another box of ammo," Whippit ordered. "Let's make his day."

At press time, Arm the Homeless announced a second firearm giveaway, to take place in the America West Arena plaza on Monday, April 2, starting at 7:30 p.m. (one half hour before tip-off of the Phoenix Suns vs. Los Angeles Lakers basketball game). For volunteer information or to donate a firearm, call Arm the Homeless.

phoenixnewtimes.com

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Don't Set The Bar TOO High

In advance of Opening Day the Gazette sums it up for the realists among Brewer fans.

Brewers Take Another Shot At Meeting
Expectations
There's absolutely none of that "Dare to be great" stuff in a headline like that. Just go out and win 82, Ned. Next year we can set some loftier goals. Just keep the kids healthy and the geezers happy and we'll be glad to invite you back for 08.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Observations


If you are going to whine about "those people" not becoming legal citizens then you can't use the term "immigration lawyer" as a perjorative.


You can't really equate admitted transgressions with hypothetical situations. If you know that one person has violated, but only fear that another maybe might, you need to look at which you fear most.


Spending this much money for a Court race is unseemly at best and makes me sad for our society.


"Tort Reform" is code for "keeping injured people out of the courts."


"Malpractice Limits" is code for "keeping injured people out of the courts."


The Supreme Court doesn't put a single person in jail. If someone wants to be "tough on crime" they should stay in the Circuit Court system.


Whichever candidate you support you need to be honest with yourself about which cases you want them to be activist about. There are no "non-activist" judges. Ever.


There aren't really any werewolves running for the Court...this time.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Life Is A Series Of Choices

Are you prepared to vote on Tuesday?
Choose wisely

Thursday, March 22, 2007

UM?

Forgive my asking, but if the President had no input into the firings of the USAs how in the devil can he be claiming Executive Privilege for strategy sessions with his advisors?

Either he was involved or he wasn't but one will preclude the other.

Who Said That?

Tony Snow on executive Privelege in his column in the Chicago Tribune from 1998 talking about a different Prez

"Most of us want no part of a president who is cynical enough to use the majesty of his office to evade the one thing he is sworn to uphold the rule of law.''

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Accomplishing The Unimaginable

Alberto Gonzales has done something that many people had thought impossible.

He's made people think of John Ashcroft fondly.

Friday, March 16, 2007

One Quick Question


How do your brackets look?

Even Jess Sort Of Gets It

It's come to this. Even Jess McBride thinks that the White House owes Steve Biskupic an apology. She can see that the actions of the CEO Administration have cast a pall over the actions of every US Attorney over the last 6 years.

Say what you want about Attorney General Goodhair, at least no one suspects that he was dancing to the tune of Washington when he was USA in Wisconsin.

It would be comforting to think that Alberto Gonzalez would be vacating his office soon. I'm less confident of that all the time now. This administration won't rest while a shred of the Constitution is intact.

Happy Holidays

Wishing a Happy St Urho's day to all my Finnish friends

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Jody Gets All Of The Credit

The Side Street Photoshops the Photoshopper.

Must be seen to be believed.

Riding The Paranoia Train

I had this post set to go for tomorrow but Bruce Murphy makes the same point from a different direction.

What we know.

At least 8 US Attorneys have been let go under dubious circumstances.

Several of them have been let go because they either were investigating Republican politician's corruption or would not file charges against Democrats before the election.

Karl Rove and Alberto Gonzales are going to dislocate something in all of the finger pointing going on.

At least three Congressmen admit to having called those fired attorneys with their concerns about cases with political ramifications.

Today's headlines say that the DOJ and the White House worked together to decide which attorneys to throw under the bus.

It's at this point that the paranoid asks...

How many US Attorneys got "The Call" and gave in to the pressure rather than fight the good fight and be fired?

What drives Steve Biskupic's interest in campaign finance and Wisconsin Democrats? Why go after a low level bureaucrat like Georgia Thompson when youj admit you have no real case?

Maybe there's no connection at all. Maybe it's just odd timing. What is certain is that the actions of The Executive Branch have made it thinkable to ask the questions. There's the shame.

Looking Back Fondly

Remember the good old days?

When the right side of the Cheddarsphere still thought Gov Doyle spent too much on education instead of whinging about a percentage point or two in a Budget proposal.

And remember when folks were praising Mark Green for saying that in his administration business would only have one phone number to call if they wanted the help of the state? Now, if the DOT turns out to have helped a Wisconsin business those same Green supporters want to make a Federal case out of it.

Remember those lazy hazy days back when Scott Jensen was found by a jury of his peers to be a felon? Whatever happened to Scooter, anyway? It seems like just a year ago he said he was going to file an appeal and clear his name.

Does anybody remember that giddy summer when JB van Hollen said that, if only we'd elect him, then we'd be free of terrorists in Wisconsin? Are those terrorists still training in the Northwoods or have they all gone to work at the Leinie Lodge, having seen the error in trying to stare down AG Goodhair?

It must be true what they say. "Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."