Yesterday was an "occasion" in our family and many gifts were opened, as it happened mostly by the women. There was the usual cascade of Bath and Body Works stink-good stuff in all varieties. Sweet Pea. Plumeria. "They discontinued the Vanilla one I liked."
"The Black Cherry-Vanilla?"
"No that's the new Coke flavor. That one Vanilla. You know which one I mean."
So the question was asked. "What scents would B&BW for Men sell?"
"Sweat," was suggested.
"Don't need to buy it," the son replied. He's a pipefitter. He's right.
"30 weight," the other son said, "93 Octane."
The brother weighed in, "Krispy Kreme, Steak On the Grill."
"Oh, man," the younger again, "Biscuits and Gravy."
Consensus. "Yep. Biscuits and Gravy. Can we cut the cake now?"