Wednesday, January 04, 2006

I Wonder If My Daughter's Husband Knows

Okay. I'll admit it. I was, apparently, a bad father. I allowed...no. I encouraged my daughter to play with Barbie when she was little. As she grew older I actually (put down the torches and pitchforks) purchased for her the special Holiday Barbie.

I didn't know. It was a simpler time back those 20 years ago. We didn't have the Internet to tell us how very wrong we were. Thank heaven the CWA is around now to tell us that Barbie causes gender confusion in pre-schoolers and promotes h***sex****ty. Barbie didn't have a web site for making people queer back then but she must have had an agenda. How else can you explain those gowns?

I'll apologize to my daughter as soon as I can.

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