Santa Claus declined to comment on the incident. Speaking from his home at the
North Pole, Santa also disclaimed any worries about global warming. "Personally,
I think it's all a hoax" he said in response to queries. "Al Gore and George
Soros have enlisted almost every climatologist on the planet to support this
wild moonbat theory as part of a world-wide left wing conspiracy." He then
returned to his workshop, where he and his elves were hard at work on repairing
the air conditioning.
Sunday, July 09, 2006