We Have Better Conspiracy Theories Than Even Peter Can Come Up With

Dick Russell looks at some of the theories surrounding Ken Lay's death and the vacating of his conviction.

My fave of Dick's?

He's actually been dead since 1998, but Arthur Andersen only now got around to
auditing his health.

My own contribution?

Lay was declared dead the same day the shuttle took off. Kenny Boy will be lying
low on the space station until GW can give him a last day pardon.

My one hope is that Kenny Boy's carcass gets dragged onto the floor of the House every time some damn fool starts proposing gambling retirement funding solely on the Stock Market. If he can't make restitution for his lying and manipulating he can, at least, serve as a bad moral example.